do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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