I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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