READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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