is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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