After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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