She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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