The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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