She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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