You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The power of my boobs compel you
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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