WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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