she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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