I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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