I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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