and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
NoShamevember. You game?
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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