Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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