he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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