Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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