he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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