his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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