Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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