scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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