Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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