I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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