i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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