this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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