Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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