Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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