How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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