The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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