wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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