I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So much Jack, so little girl.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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