I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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