Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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