ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
