Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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