Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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