Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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