That's intense
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
