if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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