I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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