It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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