: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
