There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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