I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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