WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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