New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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