Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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