Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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