Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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