He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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