so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
