the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize