just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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