Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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