Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize