I CAN MOONWALK!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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