That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
only you would photoshop your dick
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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