No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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