I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's never too late to be topless.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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